REDOING MEMES

Quick, pick 12 OCs!

1. Fiery

2. Soul 

3. Qui

4. Barren

5. Krin

6. Catstar

7. Thunder

8. Chronos

9. Coe

10. Exion

11. Angelo

12. Cie

1) 9 becomes a prostitute! WHAT HAPPENS?!

Coe: WHAT THE FUCK

Krin: lol loser 

Qui: I

Fiery: shh

Fiery: welcome to meme

2) 6 and 7 are trapped in a car together! What do they do until 3 comes to bust them out? 

Catstar: 

Thunder:

Catstar: Stay away from me

Qui: KYAAAAH * cuts the door in half, accidentally cutting thunder in half in the process*

Catstar: oH MY GOD

Qui: I DIDNT MEAN TO

Gavin: *SCREAMING*

Qui: WHO THE FUCK IS GAVIN?!

3) 8 and 12 run for president, with 4 and 10 as their running mates. Then they all decided to get plastered instead. They wake up the next morning all together in one bed. What did they do in their drunken fury?! 

Chronos: cie step the fuck off im running this mother

Cie: fight me

Barren: what

Exion: how did you pull me into this wtf

Barren: lets get WASTED

*next day*

Cie: what 

Barren: did we do last night

Exion:*reading the newspaper* Apparently we blew up half of the USA

Exion: we are being targeted

Barren:*opens window*

*the fbi is surrounding the house*

Barren:*closes window*

Barren: were fucked

4) I sure set you up in that last question, didn't I? Why is 5 standing in your doorway with whipped cream on their privates?

Krin:

Krin:

Krin: this is not what it looks like

Me: *closes door*

5) 1, 2, and 11 go on a Grand Theft Auto-esque killing spree! Who gets the tank, who gets the jetpack, who crashes their helicopter into the highest building, and who jumps off said building for no apparent reason?

Fiery: I WANT THE HELICOPTER 

SOUL: I CALL DIBS ON THE TANK

Fiery: YOLOOOOOOOO *crashes into the building, destroying the jetpack*

Angelo: atleast im alive

Fiery:

Fiery: *pushes angelo off the building*

Fiery: whoops

6) OMG IT'S HALLOWEEN! Their costumes?

Qui and Catstar: fem!Grell 

Fiery: ash

Barren: college

Chronos: menstruation

Angelo: germans

Soul: Germs

Thunder: byakuya togami

Coe: egg

Exion: plumber

Cie: toilet

Krin: the classic mummy made of toilet paper 

7) 4 is investigating a serial killer. He/She discovers it's 2 and catches him. 4 quits their job with the FBI, but 6 convinced them to solve one last case. 3, an annoying tabloid reporter, bugs 4 about 2, who 4 sees to get help on the case. Meanwhile, 8 meets 5, they have a fling, and 8 turns out to be the new killer 4 is looking for. 8 sets 3 on fire and goes to Brooklyn and eats a painting. 2 gives 8 4's home address, endangering their wife 7 and son 9. 8 sees 5 with 10 and shoots him, steals 5, sets his/her house on fire, pretends to kill his/herself, and leaves 5 in the house to die. 5 gets out as 4 arrives. Back home, 4, 7, and 9 are attacked by the still living 8, who 7 shoots to death, after 4 got shot a bunch of times. 4 gets a letter from 2. 1, 11, and 12 had no part in this. 

Barren: gotta investigate a serial killer

Soul: YOULL NEVER CATCH ME COPPAH

Barren: *catches soul*

Soul: God dammit

Barren: now i quit

Catstar: No you gotta do one more case

Barren: why

Catstar: im gonna cut you

Barren: FINE

Qui: I AM AN ANNOYING TABLOID REPORTED

Qui: CRINGE AT MY ANNOYINGNESS

Qui: YO GET HELP FROM MARY SUE

Barren: LOL K

Barren: alright TALK

Soul: ok

*.*.~Meanwhile~.*.*

Chronos: yo krin

Krin: we gon have a fling

Chronos: wtf is that

Krin: idk but were gonna do it anyway

Chronos: guess what i am a killer

Krin:

Krin:

Krin: *cracks up* 

Krin: good one

Krin: oh wait youre serious

Krin: let me laugh even harder

Chronos:* sets qui on fire*

Qui: I am an annoying tabloid reporter and iM ON FIRE

Qui: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Qui:*CONFUSED SHRIEKING*

Chronos: *eats a painting*

Soul: here u go address

Chronos: thank

Barren: NO MY WIFE THUNDER AND MY ADOPTED SON COE- WAIT WHAT

Krin: stay away from me

Exion: what the fu-*is shot*

Krin: oH MY GOD

Chronos:*steals krin*

Chronos:*sets krins house on fire*

Chronos:*fakes death*

Krin: IM A FIRE TYPE, YOU DUMB SHIT

Barren: oh thank god youre safe

Barren: NOT MY WIFE

Thunder: NOT MY SON

Coe: MOM 

Coe: wait wtf

Chronos: die mother fricker *shoots thunder*

Thunder:*dies*

Barren: thANK GOD I DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT ASSHOLE ANYMORE

Dear Barren,

Frick u

From,

Soul

P.S:  frick you you poopoo head

Cie: 

Angelo: *opens mouth* 

Fiery: not a fucking word.

Angelo:*closes mouth*

8) Which OC first realized that the last question was the basic plot of the movie Red Dragon?

No one, everyone was too busy killing one another. 

9) 1, 11, and 12 go to a disco as revenge for not being part of question 7. What do they do?

Fiery:* DANCES AGGRESSIVELY*

Cie: whoa slow down

Angelo: *sneezes and burns down disco*

Fiery: well fuck

*POLICE SIRENS*

*GAVIN SCREAMING*

Fiery: WHO THE FUCK IS GAVIN

10) 4 becomes an Olympic swimmer! Are they awesome or a failure pile in a sadness bowl?

Barren: nONONONONO

Barren: IM A BUG HAVE MERCY

Fiery:*pushes barren off the plank*

Fiery:

Fiery: whoops

11) 5 stars in a porno, along with 3. 7 is the director. What is 9's reaction?

Krin starring as Porn Star, Qui staring as Porn Sidekick, directed by Thunder the Porn Director, Coming to a mother***king theater near you!

Coe: whAT THE HELL QUI

Fiery: but wtf is a "porn sidekick"

Fiery: like the dude sits next to the protagonist in the middle of sex and starts doing fuckin cheers n shit

Fiery: GO KRIN RAH RAH RAH

Fiery: GET THE DICK, RAH RAH RAH

Fiery: what the fuck

Catstar: I think that means qui fucks krin

Fiery: THE BOAT STILL SAILS

12) 11 has an affair with 8 to make 2 jealous. 6 is disgusted, and 12 laughs in their stupid faces. Does 10 have a nice ass?

Soul: YOU GUYS JUST GET GAYER

Catstar: what the he ll

Cie:*laughs*

Yes

Yes he does

13) So, number 6... Why so serious?

Catstar: come and fucking stop me

14) 7, 1, and 12 become a ninja team, and 9 is their sensei. THEN WUT?! 

Thunder: what

Fiery: bitch please

Fiery: i am the LEADER of the ninjas

Cie: kill me

Coe: OKAY IM THE SENSEI 

Coe: DO THE THING WITH THE MAGIC

Thunder:*does the thing with the magic and accidentally knocks put fiery and cie*

Thunder:

Coe: how did you fuck up that badly

15) 3 can never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Qui: GASP

16) 7 poisons 9's drink and does unspeakable acts to his/her dead body. 2 finds out about it. Who do they warn first, 10 or 8?

Thunder: hasta la vista, son

[WHOA THERE]

Soul:

Soul:

Soul:*calls 911*

Exion: hello 911

Exion: what do you mean your friend is being drugged

Exion: thats illegal people cant do that

17) Would 4 and 11 ever have sex?

Angelo: *opens mouth*

Barren: NO

Angelo:*closes mouth*

18) Why does 1 have a squirrel growing out of their head?

Fiery: wha t

Gavin: *screaming*

Fiery: SHUT THE FUCK UP GAVIN

19) 5 gave 12 AIDS. What does 3 have to say about that?

Cie: whAT 

Krin: I DIDNT MEAN TO

Qui: STOP CLAIMING VICTIMS TO THIS FIRST ME THEN THAT

Qui: okay yeah let it burn to hell

Cie: YOU SICK FUCKER

Qui: THIS IS BECAUSE OF ENZO

20) IT'S OVER! 6 threatens you to tag someone, or become their kinky slave! (Because these quizzes wouldn't be complete without a BDSM reference...)

Catstar: DO IT

Me: FINE

I tag qui and cat