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You know exactly what happens next- ill do it for you and we will have the greatest time
~What if~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~What do you think about my~
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? :
● Keep a secret if I told you one? :
● Hold my hand? :
● Study with me? :
● Cook for me? :
● Love me? :
● Date me? :
~Have you ever ~
● Lied to make me feel better? :
● Wanted to kiss me? :
● Wanted to kill me? :
● Broke my heart? :
● Thought I was unbearably annoying? :
● Hated me? :
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't? :
● Wondered about my sanity? :
● Wanted to do something to me? :
~More ~
● When and how did we meet? :
● Describe me in three words. . . :
● What was your first impression of me? :
● What do you think of me now? :
● What reminds you of me? :
● Could you see us together forever? :
● When's the last time you saw me? :
● Are you going to re-post this to see what I'd said about you??? :
~What if~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~What do you think about my~
● Personality:
● Eyes:
● Hair:
● Family:
● Smile:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? :
● Keep a secret if I told you one? :
● Hold my hand? :
● Study with me? :
● Cook for me? :
● Love me? :
● Date me? :
~Have you ever ~
● Lied to make me feel better? :
● Wanted to kiss me? :
● Wanted to kill me? :
● Broke my heart? :
● Thought I was unbearably annoying? :
● Hated me? :
● Wanted to tell me something but didn't? :
● Wondered about my sanity? :
● Wanted to do something to me? :
~More ~
● When and how did we meet? :
● Describe me in three words. . . :
● What was your first impression of me? :
● What do you think of me now? :
● What reminds you of me? :
● Could you see us together forever? :
● When's the last time you saw me? :
● Are you going to re-post this to see what I'd said about you??? :
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Wait which meme was this
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Rules:
- Choose 6 OC's.
- Put your OC's names in list of numbers and answer the questions with your OC's names instead of the number, write at least 100 words to answer.
- Once an OC is evicted, you must choose the next consecutive number to fill in the question. E.g. If [1] is evicted, choose [2]. If [6] is evicted, go back round to [1].
also guys krin is canonically bi, but his Bi-ness doesnt have a ring to it does it
. Welcome to the House! Introduce the OC's and what their luxury item would be.
[1] Krin/his Gayness, his belt
[2] Fiery, her almighty hotdog
[3] Qui, her chainsaw
[4] Soul, her MP3
[5] Catstar, her chainsaw too
[6] Chronos,his headphones
. There are 3 bedrooms, 1 with 2 double beds, 1 with 2 single beds and 1 with only 2 mattresses on the floor. Who pairs up with whom, is there an argument over who should get the better room, and how is this resolved?
Krin: OKAY LISTEN UP
Krin: CHRONOS AND SOUL YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR
Chronos: sugoi
Soul: MARY SUE POWERS
Soul: *turns the mattress into a deluxe mini house*
Soul: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Krin: ok you two gays sleep together
Qui/Catstar: YAY DOUBLE BEDS!
Fiery: oh ok
. Now they've decided where they're sleeping, they make their way to the living room but find that it is empty expect for a few large and heavy boxes which hold the furniture which [1] and [4] have been told to put together within a time limit, how well do they do?
Krin: ok i got this
Soul: MARY SUE- *gets hit by Krin*
Krin: shut the fuck up i wanna do this myself
Krin: um
Krin: where does this go
*later*
Fiery:
Fiery: Krin.
Krin: yeah
Fiery: tell me what's wrong here.
Krin: well the furniture looks fine to me
Fiery:
Fiery: *turns his directions around*
Krin:
Krin:
Krin: oh
Fiery: wow
Krin: shut up and help me get the table off the fucking ceiling
. The furniture's together, now for dinner and a rest! [2] and [5] are designated for cooking first. What do they cook? Do they work well together? Does their cooking go down well?
THIS FITS.SO.WELL.
Fiery: YOU READY CAT
Catstar: YOU BET YOUR BALLS I'M READY
Fiery: *holding a bag full of balls* NO NOT MY BALLS
*five minutes later*
*the whole place is on fire*
Fiery:
Fiery:
Fiery: well at least we still have the bread
Catstar: *bread catches fire*
Catstar: oops
Fiery: we did it again
Catstar: we played with the fire
Fiery: just killed whats-her-name
*amaya on fire in the background*
Catstar: *holding baby* oh baby baby
Fiery: OOPS YOU THINK IM A WHORE
Both: BUT WE ALL KNOW THATS EEENZOOO
Catstar: (seriously tho man stop frickle frackling everybody)
Fiery: WE ARE NOT
Catstar: THAT
Fiery: FUCKING THICK
Fiery: wtf are you doing with that baby
Catstar: *throws baby into the fire* what baby
And nobody ate that night...
. A few days pass and a relationship is growing between [3] and [6], is it a good one or is it a bad one? What measures are made to make their relationship blossom, or stop them from attacking each other on sight?
Angelo: *innocent sleeping*
Qui:
Chronos:
Qui:
Chronos: if you touch angelo ill kill you
Qui: as soon as he gets over you im gonna fucking clobber you
Angelo: *SILENT SHRIEKING*
. A week has passed and it's time for an eviction! Someone hasn't put in their penny's worth and needs to be gotten rid of. Choose one OC, and have them say their weepy, or exuberant, goodbyes.
Fiery:...Oh boy
Qui:*pushes Soul out and locks door*
Qui: problem solved
Chronos: but
Everyone: PROBLEM SOLVED
Fiery: deja vu
. There's a siren in the middle of the night! [1] has tried to escape with [3] as accomplice, however they are both caught, who blames whom, and what is their punishment? Do the other house-mates suffer for it?
*alarm*
Krin: SHIT
Qui: WE GOTTA GO F A S T
*hte speed of something very slow*
Fiery: HANDS UP
Krin: NO SHOES NO SHIRT AND I STILL GET-
Fiery: your punishment is mpreg
Krin:
Krin: pregnant??
Fiery: ok no i just kid but you have to be straight for a week you gay
Krin: im bisexual
Fiery:
Fiery: oh
. The next task appointed for them arrives in the form of a letter and a pack of bendy wires. They pick up the letter and read that housemates [2] and [4] must make a cube using the fewest number of wires possible within 30 minutes of time.
Do they manage it?
Fiery:
Catstar:
Fiery: hmmmm
Catstar: huh no idea
*25 minutes later*
Fiery: I GOT IT
Catstar: *making aaron wire life-sized figurine with bendy wires* ??
Fiery: WAIT
Fiery: BEHOLD!
Fiery: *holding a bendy wire pentagonal dodecahedron*
Catstar:
Fiery: do you wanna build a pentagonal dodecahedron
Catstar: nO
Fiery: *gets close to her ear*
Fiery: *moist ass breathing*
Fiery: *whispers* it doesnt have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron
. That evening, they find alcohol in the refrigerator and a karaoke machine in the living room. However, it is incredibly hard to set up and it's instructions are in Japanese. [5] and [6] are bullied into getting it sorted. How do they get on?
Fiery: make it work
Catstar: i dont know how
Fiery: make it work or i swear on my pokemon status that i will rip your intestines off and use them as jumping ropes.
*later*
Catstar: uGGGH I CANT READ THIS
Chronos:
Chronos: dont look at me like that i only know like three japanese words and the attack on titan theme song
Chronos: ok only the chorus
Chronos: ok only the part that goes sie sind das essen un wie-
Chronos: oh wait
Chronos: ok only the part that goes sie sind das essen un wie-
Chronos: oh wait
Catstar: *facepalm*
Fiery: DRUNK PARTY
*AND EVERYONE EXCEPT CHRONOS GOT DRUNK*
. Eviction time! Eviction this time is based upon house-mates behaviour and performance in the last week, and sadly, [1] and [3]'s escape attempt has not impressed the higher hand.
[1] or [3] must go, choose, and have them say goodbye.
Krin: ILL SACRIFICE MYSELF 4 DA HOOD
Qui: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fiery: *puts krin in the catapult* goodbye you fucking nerd
Fiery: *puts krin in the catapult* goodbye you fucking nerd
. Confessions Time! Having been together for two weeks, how do the house-mates feel about the others? How do they feel about the evictions? Let's listen to them now.
Fiery: *drunk crying* I WANT KHIN TO RUNN
Qui: JOY TO THE WORL
Qui: WORD*
Qui: WOOL*
Qui: FUCK IT
Qui: EXCEPT FOR ANGELO
Qui: I HOPE THAT FUCKASS DYES
Qui: DAIS*
Qui: DAIRY QUEEN*
Catstar: i feel like a color. a wavy color
Chronos: wait a second.
Chronos: are any of y'all legal
Everyone: *abrupt stop*
Chronos:
Chronos: nani?
. [1] and [4] have become very close, and [6] is jealous and decides to confront [4] about it, what happens?
Fiery:
Catstar:
Fiery: why are we so close *right next to her*
Catstar: I don't know
Chronos: AW HELL NO
Chronos: CATSTAR WHAT THE FUCK FIERY'S MY MAN
Catstar: WHAT
Chronos: HEY GIRL
Chronos: I LIKE YOUR BUTTCRACK SIDEWAYS
Fiery: I NEED AN ADULT?
Chronos: I AM AN ADULT
Catstar:
Fiery: why are we so close *right next to her*
Catstar: I don't know
Chronos: AW HELL NO
Chronos: CATSTAR WHAT THE FUCK FIERY'S MY MAN
Catstar: WHAT
Chronos: HEY GIRL
Chronos: I LIKE YOUR BUTTCRACK SIDEWAYS
Fiery: I NEED AN ADULT?
Chronos: I AM AN ADULT
Catstar: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Fiery: our musical is complete
Fiery: thanks chronos
Chronos: no problem m8
Catstar:
Catstar:
Catstar: i need to sanitize my soul
Fiery: our musical is complete
Fiery: thanks chronos
Chronos: no problem m8
Catstar:
Catstar:
Catstar: i need to sanitize my soul
. Their next task is to simply tidy the house, however, they have to do it blindfold, [5] cheats and [2] does nothing, such disobedience so late in the game earns them a time-out and their luxury item is taken away, how do they cope?
Fiery: aw hell naw
Fiery: you did the SHITS
Catstar: YOU DARED TO COME INTO THE CAGE
Catstar: NOW
Fiery: YOU
Both: DIE
*five minutes later*
Both: *gross sobbing*
Fiery: you did the SHITS
Catstar: YOU DARED TO COME INTO THE CAGE
Catstar: NOW
Fiery: YOU
Both: DIE
*five minutes later*
Both: *gross sobbing*
. Due to the cheating in the previous task, the electricity in the building is cut, and the living room is locked off from them. [4] suggests a game of hide-and-seek. Does anyone get injured in the dark? Does anyone take this moment to be naughty with another housemate?
Catstar: so. hide and seek
Qui: AW YEAH THIS IS MY SHIT
Catstar: one..
Catstar: two...
Catstar: THREE
Qui: *accidentally sets catstar on fire*
Catstar:
Catstar:
Catstar: QUI IF YOU'RE GONNA LIGHT ME UP LIKE A HAWAIIAN TORCH THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
Qui: AW YEAH THIS IS MY SHIT
Catstar: one..
Catstar: two...
Catstar: THREE
Qui: *accidentally sets catstar on fire*
Catstar:
Catstar:
Catstar: QUI IF YOU'RE GONNA LIGHT ME UP LIKE A HAWAIIAN TORCH THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT
. The living room is open to them again and inside is a television, an XBOX and four Guitar Hero guitars, a note stuck on the television let's them know that it is a play-off between [3] and [6].
Who wins, and did they realize the loser would be evicted?!
(used the random number generator cause yes)
Qui: AW YES LETS DO THIS
*literally 6.2 seconds later*
Chronos: I win, apparently
Catstar: QUI WTF
Qui: I WAS DOING SO WELL
Catstar: YOU LITERALLY SET THE GUITAR ON FIRE HOW IS THAT WELL
Qui: *on the catapult* PLBTHTHTHTH
Catstar: ACTING LIKE A SNAKE WON'T HELP YOU
Qui: AW YES LETS DO THIS
*literally 6.2 seconds later*
Chronos: I win, apparently
Catstar: QUI WTF
Qui: I WAS DOING SO WELL
Catstar: YOU LITERALLY SET THE GUITAR ON FIRE HOW IS THAT WELL
Qui: *on the catapult* PLBTHTHTHTH
Catstar: ACTING LIKE A SNAKE WON'T HELP YOU
. With only three house-mates left, tension starts to rise, [1] becomes super-competitive and starts taking over any tasks given to them. [1] accepts a task before even hearing it, and it's challenging them to sit in a bath of maggots for half an hour.
How does [1] react and do they complete the task?
Angelo: the next task is-
Fiery: ALL RIGHT BITCH LETS DO IT
Angelo: sit on a bath of maggots for half an hour
Fiery: why
Angelo: because you have to redeem for your sins by giving back to the earth
Fiery: what
Angelo: pasta
Fiery: wait how did you even get here
Angelo: *vanishes*
Fiery: oh
*5 minutes later*
Fiery: *accidentally burns them all* SHIT
Fiery: deja vu
Angelo: sit on a bath of maggots for half an hour
Fiery: why
Angelo: because you have to redeem for your sins by giving back to the earth
Fiery: what
Angelo: pasta
Fiery: wait how did you even get here
Angelo: *vanishes*
Fiery: oh
*5 minutes later*
Fiery: *accidentally burns them all* SHIT
Fiery: deja vu
. Another Confession. Poor [2] is starting to suffer from cabin fever and is sure the others are out to get them. Let's listen to their ranting.
Fiery: BRO YOU'RE PLOTTING AGAINST ME
Angelo: chill
Fiery: BUT
Angelo: CHILL
Fiery: BUT-
Catstar: *falls from the ceiling*
Fiery: MY CEILING
Catstar: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Fiery: CATSTAR NO
Catstar: CATSTAR YES
Angelo: chill
Fiery: BUT
Angelo: CHILL
Fiery: BUT-
Catstar: *falls from the ceiling*
Fiery: MY CEILING
Catstar: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
Fiery: CATSTAR NO
Catstar: CATSTAR YES
. The house-mates realize they are quite quickly running out of food, and find three unlabeled tins in a cupboard, with blindfolds next to them and a letter explaining that two tins are sliced peaches, one is dog-food, they must each choose a tin with their blindfolds on.
Who gets the dog-food, and evicted? (Using a random number generator to decide)
Chronos: *spits dog food* WHAT
Announcer: MY DOG FOOD BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
Announcer AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE ‘MAN THESE ARE GREAT
Announcer: OF COURSE, THEY’RE CROCKER BABE
Announcer: YOU BETTER SUBMIT CONSUME AND OBEY
Chronos:
Chronos: *takes cookie* i'll just take this
Chronos: *on the catapult* bye
Chronos: *spits dog food* WHAT
Announcer: MY DOG FOOD BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
Announcer AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE ‘MAN THESE ARE GREAT
Announcer: OF COURSE, THEY’RE CROCKER BABE
Announcer: YOU BETTER SUBMIT CONSUME AND OBEY
Chronos:
Chronos: *takes cookie* i'll just take this
Chronos: *on the catapult* bye
. The final task denotes the winner of the entire game, the final two house-mates are given an envelope, inside is the instructions of their last task, they simply are:
"Choose."
Does this shock them? Do they choose themselves as the winner or the other? Do they give their own victory up, or are they selfish?
Fiery: hasn't this happened before
Catstar: yes
Fiery: the winner is aaron
Catstar: *soldier's tear* always
Catstar: *gets a text*
Qui -> catstar: I ended up in someone's house
Qui -> catstar: TLDR their shampoo is phenomenal
Fiery:
Fiery: should we get her
Catstar: nah
Chronos -> fiery: Yo, i'm now an illegal poptart dealer.
Chronos -> fiery: Where are you?
Fiery: wha-
Krin -> all: want to play lord of the rings tonight. and by that I mean get really drunk. potentially lost. and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. i want all of you there. you are the fellowship. this is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Fiery:
Fiery: oh
Catstar: shit
Fiery: oh
Catstar: shit
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All the cool kids are doing it
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rules:
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rules:
- you need to use random.org for this!
- you must tag 3 people
- dont steal this!
how to use the random.org
- Go to www.random.org/lists/
- give 10 people numbers
- set the numbers on random.org to 1-10
- spin it
- take that number and the person you gave it
- put them in number 1 and so on
- The Nightwatchman is Zatyio (lmao have fun)
- Chica is Puzzled-Shipper (I KNEW IT)
- Foxy is FieryTheQuilava (I want fiery to run)
- Freddy is FoxyPika (pika you sly dog how could u)
- Bonnie is PepseeCola (cat x chels otp)
- The kid who ticked Foxy off is jonnando2000 ( NO FUCKING WONDER WAS IT THE BARD? IT WAS MOST CERTAINLY THE BARD)
- The kidnapper is LaWeyD (of course)
- The manager is Himonas-Soul (soul you couldve helped us y u do dis)
- The phoneguy is NistOisi (michelle you better not fuck this up YOURE ON MY WATCH)
- Golden Freddy is QuitheQuilava556 (QUI YOU SLY BITCH HOW FUCKING COULD YOU HURT MABEL)
probably the worst session of fnaf in existence tbh
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I'M BACK
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GUESS WHOS BACK BACK BACK
BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN
SHADYS FIERYS BACK BACK BACK
TELL A FRIEND
BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN
TELL A FRIEND
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