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COULD I HAVE SOME PLEASE
Pick 10 characters. If someone is referred to but has been eliminated, use the next eligible person in numerical order.
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1. 1 runs into 2’s house and shows 2 a letter. 1 has been invited to a competition with a $1,000,000 cash prize and 1 wants 2 to be their partner.
Qui: -BUSTS IN- GUESS WHAT
Qui: I'VE BEEN INVTED TO A COMPETITION
Qui: YOU COMIN WITH ME YES OR NO?
Fiery: THERE IS NO 'NO'
Fiery: YOU CANT SAY NO TO THE THUG LYFE
Fiery: YOU AINT A BITCH BITCH
Fiery: U A HARD BITCH NOW
2. When they get there, 1 and 2 are greeted by 3 and 4, the announcer and assistant. They are instructed to sit down, as the competition is about to start.
Both: WHAT THE HELL
Barren: *whispers* run while you still can
Both: We cant say no to the thug lyfe
3. 3 and 4 announce the teams, 1 and 2, 3 and 4, 5 and 6, 7 and 8, and 9 and 10.
Qui/Fiery: YEHA *hi five*
Soul: STAY THERE
Exion: I swear to god i will kill you why are we here
Thunder: I need the money
Exion: you have money under your wings
Thunder: *hides money* no what are you talking about
Catstar: Keep your dick away from me
Krin: I dont have a dick
Catstar: oh oh- WAIT WHAT
Krin: Long story
Cie: NO, WAIT, LET HIM FINISH
Cie: HE KEEPS BREAKING THE DILDO
Cie: I TOLD HIM NOT TO
Cie: BUT THAT JUST WONT HAPPEN, WILL IT.
Cie: AND HES GOING TO BE DOING THE SAME BULLSHIT
Cie: UNTIL I GET SO OLD THAT I NEED TO CRAWL TO MOVE
Cie: AND MY BODY IS SENT TO THE ANCESTRAL PLAINS
Cie: AND AAMITRI AND WHATS-HER-FACE TAKE OUR THRONE AND PROTECT THE FANDOMVERSE FOR YEARS TO COME
Cie: THERE’S NO WAY TO STOP IT
Cie: IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
Exion: REALITY CHECK
Reality check: *slaps her*
Reality check: you lady are out of your goddamn mind
4. The teams head back to their cabin (everyone shares one), only to find 5 beds and a total dump. How do they settle sleeping arrangements?
Krin: OKAY YOU LITTLE SHITS LISTEN UP
Krin: THE THREE FRIENDS SHARE 2 BEDS
Krin: BECAUSE FIERY KICKS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
Krin: SOLVE THAT
Krin: CHRONOS WILL SLEEP WITH ME
Krin: THUNDER YOU SLEEP ALONE CAUSE NO ONE LIKES YOU
Krin: GAYS 1. AND 2. SHARE THE BED
Fiery: holy shit bro
Krin: *puts on sunglasses*
Chronos: Oka-*spit take* WHAT
5. Uh-oh! 5 and 8 get in a fight and 7 and 9 have to break it up!
Exion: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Krin: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH /YOU/, YOU STUBBORN ASSHOLE
Catstar: okay kids calm down were all playas in the crib
Cie: whats the problem
Exion: HE CALLED US FUCKHANGER
Cie: BREAK HIS ASS
6. Finally, everyone gets to sleep; but 6 has a surprising confession to 10.
Thunder: Jappy you still awake
Thunder: I killed Angelo under the stars last night
Thunder: I couldnt help it
Thunder: It felt so right
Chronos: Ill never forgive you
7. Its morning! Well, more accurately 2:00 in the morning. 3 and 4 shout into the cabin with a megaphone to wake everybody up. How does everyone react?
Soul: WAAAAKE UP BITCHES
Barren: IT'S DYING TIME
Qui: I STG ILL KILL YOU ALL
Fiery: qui calm down-
Qui: DONT FUCKING STOP ME
Catstar: FIGHT FIGHT
8. Breakfast! Breakfast is eggs and bacon! Did anyone expect anything else?
Krin: I was expecting virgin souls
Exion: I suddenly miss those fucktards
Exion: you really dont know what you have until its gone huh
Thunder: PEASANT FOOD
Barren: shut the frick up and eat it
Barren: *shoves it in*
Thunder: *cries softly*
9. First challenge! Oh no. It turns out the bacon was poisoned and whoever doesn’t receive the antidote will become…err… very sick. The antidote is located on a platform 10 feet above a muddy pit and is only accessible via another platform with a ladder, connected by a tightrope. Luckily, 7 and 2 didn’t eat any bacon and get to throw dodge balls at the tightrope walkers. How does this play out and who doesn’t receive the antidote?
Fiery: YOU DIE
Fiery: YOU DONT GET SHIT
Exion: this is unforgivable
Exion: *floats to the other side*
Thunder: STOP ME-
Qui: FIERY WTF
Qui: YOURE SUPPOSED TO HELP M-*ball'd combo x2*
Fiery: *throwing balls*SAY WHAT
Qui: but fiery i thought you wanted me to succeed
Fiery: i lied i am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you
Chronos: *takes the fucking elevator*
Krin: I AM FIRE
Krin: DEA-*BALL MONSTER COMBO x3*
Cie: *pauses time* nope
Cie: *walks to the finish* nope
Cie: *unpause time* noooope
10. Elimination time! Everyone who didn’t receive the antidote is eligible for elimination. Use random.org to determine who is eliminated. How will they be sent off the island?
Soul: THE LOSER IS
Barren: give me that *grabs envelope*
Barren: Qui gtfo
Barren: everyone actually voted for thunder but random.org says otherwise so adios nerd
11. Second challenge of the day! This challenge is a race to the top of a mountain. However, the mud from the previous challenge is very sticky and proves to be an impediment to anyone who fell in. Any reactions to the challenge?
Krin: I would flip you off if I had fingers
Fiery: bro u have fingers tho
Krin: Oh right
12. 1, 5, and 9 get caught in a spider web. 1 breaks free, leaving 5 and 9 to free themselves. Do they escape?
Fiery: your mortal webs arent a match for
Fiery: THE ALMIGHTY HOT DOG
Fiery: *breaks free*
Exion: oh boy
Exion: whats the plan
Cie: we stay here forever
Cie: is that a dragon
Exion: a v pink dragon
Pink dragon: *sets them free*
Exion: yea tho but holy shit what the fuck happened to that dragon?
Exion: It's like Cera from Land Before Time jumped into a pool of Pepto-Bismol and then got clubbed with a baseball bat
13. 2, 6, 8, and 10 are neck and neck before the finish. Suddenly, 2 trips 6 and 8 falls over 6, and at the same time, a boulder falls down the mountain!
Fiery: lol *trips thunder*
Krin: THUNDER WHY ARE YOU SO FAT WTF
Thunder: NOT AS FAT AS YOU
Krin: EXCUSE U I AM THE FUCKING WINNER OF MS. POKEYMAN FOR 3 YEARS IN A ROW TAKE THAT BACK
Exion: *catching up* HEY DIPSHITS THERES A BOULDER HOW ABOUT YOU GTFO
Krin: HOW FUCKING CLICHE
14. Finally, everyone arrives at the top. 3 congratulates the top 3, as they are free from elimination!
*somehow exion fiery and krin got there*
Fiery: Krin wheres Thunder
Krin: what are you talking about
Fiery: what did you do to him Krin
Krin: it was a noble sacrifice
Krin: NOBLE SACRIFICE OK UR NOT AN ANCIENT GOD YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
15. Elimination time! Everyone who didn’t get in the top 3 is eligible for elimination. Use random.org to determine who gets eliminated and remove them from the island.
Barren: ok wheres thunder
Fiery & Krin: *nervous looks at each other*
Fiery: SOUL DO SOMETHING
Soul: lol nope
Fiery: are you going to stand there staring at me like an insulted cockatiel or what.
Krin: FINE *drags Thunder’s body*
Chronos: is it dead?
Barren: poke it with a stick and let's see what happens
16. Before the final event of the day, the competitors eat lunch and head back to the cabins. However, 2 and 9 can’t face the pressure and start an argument.
Fiery: HARRY POTTER IS SHIT TIER
Cie: you did NOT
Fiery: I DID
Cie: may you find an abundance of sharp crystals and stray legos.
17. Everyone decides to play a game until the next challenge, including 3 and 4. However, 7 decide to cheat. Do they get caught?
Soul: ok what now
Barren: we play pokemoly
*5 minutes later*
Exion: *fLIPS TABLE IN DISTRESS*
Catstar: PLS DONT CRY ILL GIVE YOU MY GET OUT OF JAIL FOR FREE CARD
Catstar: NO MORE POKEMOLY I PROMISE
Catstar: PLEASE STOP CRYING D8
18. 8 sneaks away and starts to raid the kitchen. 2 follows 8 and they get into a massive food fight!
Krin: awwww yis
Krin: food 4 me
Fiery: krin wtf
Fiery: ill fuckin FIGHT you for this food
Krin: ITS ON BITCH
*food fight commence*
19. 8 and 2 are discovered and punished by 3. How are they punished?
Soul: MARY SUE POWERS
Chronos:*Is confused about what the hell is happening*
Catstar: *slightly knows whats happening*
Exion: *knows what's probably not happening*
Cie: *what the fuck is happening*
20. It’s time for the final challenge of the day! However, 2 and 8 are covered in food and the rest are covered in mud. How do they react to the prospect of another challenge?
Krin: this is the biggest orgy of anthropomorphic representations of groups of people ie ever seen in my life
Fiery: bro we are not even representations
Krin: wait really
Fiery: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING
21. 3 announces the final challenge of the day will be a reward challenge, meaning the top three players will get a reward! The challenge will be a trivia game. Each player must answer their question correctly or be dropped off their platform into a big tub of paint. Reactions?
Fiery: sounds easy-
Fiery: *looks up* CATSTAR
Fiery: HOW DID YOU GET UP THERE
Catstar: *currently hanging from the ceiling*
(ps: i almost wrote canstar)
22. 3 and 4 decide to ask 9 an embarrassing personal question. 9 protests and is dropped immediately.
Barren: Ok questio-
Soul: do you think thunder loves star???~
Cie: why the fuck am i supposed to answer tha-*is dropped into paint*
Barren: see this is what happens to lil bitches like you
Exion: so i see youve taken this special time to humilliate yourself in public
23. The challenge is over and 4 reveals the reward to be a shower. The losers clearly are not happy.
*chronos wins like what*
Fiery: im sorry hes weeaboo trash smh
24. 9 sneaks out using the paint as a camouflage and makes an elaborate trap to put the others at a disadvantage. 9 warns 10 to get out and they sleep outside.
Cie: psst. chronos we dont talk but lets gtfo and screw everyone up
Cie: no I’m not having a foursome with your deities
25. In the morning, 9 sets off the trap, dumping slime on everyone in the cabin, making for a rude awakening. 1 sees 9 running off and chases them.
Cie: *VIVA LA PAINT*
Cie: whatchu gonna do about it
Fiery: cry, probably
26. 3 and 4 announce a free day, causing 9’s plan to weaken the competition to backfire. Everyone gets a shower and meets back to decide their plan of action. Flip a coin. Heads go to 27-29. Tails go to 30-32.
Barren: free day
Cie: GOD DAMMIT
27. 3 announces a beach trip and everyone gets into their swimsuits (if necessary) and hit the beach.
28. 6 goes surfing with 4, but they get attacked by a shark, which injures 4.
29. 1, 2, 9, and 10 build a sand castle but 7 destroys it. Will they get revenge?
30. 3 announces a trip to an amusement park. Everyone gets on a bus and heads to the amusement park
Barren: AMUSEMENT PARK
Krin: OH BOY
Soul: HALF AMUSEMENT PARK, HALF SCARY STORY, HALF RAVIOLI
Krin: that is not how fractions work
Soul: you dont control me
Catstar: fucking mary sue
31. 1, 2, 5, 6, 7, and 8 go on a Ferris wheel.
Fiery: i wish qui was here to see this
Fiery: do i feel sorry i ball’d her
Fiery: nah takin one for the team
Exion: oh god this is tall
Catstar: *sitting next to thunders body*
Catstar: *silent screeching*
Krin: thunders fucking mexican ghost what the chickenshit
Fiery: go back to swearing it does not have the same tonality
32. 9 and 10 ride the tallest roller coaster in the park, but the seat belt is having problems!
Cie: WOO ROLLA COSTA
Chronos: oh god i think somethings wrong with the seatbel-
Cie:*is thrown away*
Chronos: rest in fucking pieces
33. Everyone is all hyped up after the day of fun, and chaos ensues on the ride home.
*they enter a dimension where everyone is a baby*
Krin: somebody call 911 we have glowing toddlers
Fiery: glowing blue toddlers
Krin: alright we have glowing BLUE toddlers
Barren: except catstars still violet
Krin: glowing blue toddlers and glowing VIOLET toddler
Fiery: except shes supposed to be violet
Krin: 911 i have glowing blue toddlers and a glowing NATURALLY violet toddler what do i do
Fiery: NO I AM NOT A CHILDCARE WORKER
Fiery: IM A PERVERTED LITTLE SCAMP
Fiery: DONT YOU HAND ME THAT BABY
34. The vacation took so long it’s nighttime now. 1 and 2 decide to get revenge on 9 for the slime incident and they put tie up 9 and put them on a boat on a lake!
Fiery: listen barren
Fiery: we tie cie to the boat
Barren: where is she anyway
Cie: *falls face-first into the boat*
Fiery: beauty and grace its miss united states
35. 9 is forced to spend the night in the boat because they can’t undo the tight knots of rope. Suddenly they hear a noise. Someone else is in there with them!
Cie: wow this is shit
Thunder’s mexican ghost: hey
Cie: oh god what
Cie: *holy shit is that a deer*
Cie: *LOOK AT THAT, NATURE*
Thunder’s mexican ghost: *AMAZING*
36. In the morning, everyone is eating breakfast when 9 drags themselves through the doors. 1 and 2 can’t hold in their laughter. How does 9 react?
*most of them eating*
Cie: *drags in with a shotgun*
Cie: which one of you is the little shit im gonna make buffet
Fiery: krin would be right up there ranting but hes so done you could stick a fork in him
Fiery: but let me begin my three part apology saying that youre a wonderful human being
37. Challenge time! Since no one got eliminated yesterday, today is a double elimination!
Barren: DOUBLE ELIMINATION
38. In today’s first challenge, competitors must pair up with their partner. Each team must choose one person to be blindfolded. The other person must guide their partner across a maze of thin wooden planks raised above a pool full of honey. There are two catches however. The blindfolded partner must cover themselves with dish soap beforehand to make the platforms incredibly slippery, and the guiding partner must use an upside down, reversed copy of the map. Last team across is eliminated! How does the challenge play out?
Fiery: so you and me huh
Exion: seems like it
Fiery: *covers his eyes* you go
Exion: *walks through the course flawlessly*
Exion: does being an almighty semi god of space count
Exion: it was definitely luck then
Catstar: IM READY
Krin: ok a step to the left
Krin: a step to the right
Krin: now slow down
Krin: grab the wall
Krin: wiggle like youre tryna make your ass fall off
Krin: you heard me
Catstar: *is suddenly at finish* holy shit
Cie: you know what we can do thi- *everyone is already at finish*
Chronos: good job
39. Elimination time! Send the losers off together!
Barren: get moving nerds
Cie: NEVER LET GO JACK
Chronos: *plays my heart will go on*
Barren: *sends them both flying in a catapult*
40. The final four competitors head back for lunch, only to discover they can take showers. 6 is suspicious and refuses to take one.
Catstar: i can see thru your wet lies
41. Turns out the showers were a trap and now anyone still inside has been locked inside. Thankfully, everyone is wearing clothes, but 4 locked the shower doors from the outside and the next challenge is to escape. How could they possibly get out?
Catstar: i was right
Krin: bingo. twenty points.
Krin: twenty theoretical and shitty, useless points.
Barren: you will be stuck
Fiery: *screaming* IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS SHIT
Barren: *holding key* JESUS FUCK DONT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY ITS LIKE 60% LIES
42. Unfortunately, the last person out of the showers is eliminated and gets removed from the competition.
Fiery: THIS IS BLASPHEMY AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
Soul: *disappears fiery from the fabric of reality*
Soul: THIS NEVER HAPPENED
43. Final challenge of the day! The last 3 contestants must dive into a pool of slime and retrieve 3 emblems with their face on it. Hidden somewhere in the pool is a pair of goggles that allows the wearer to see through the slime. Last one to get all 3 loses the challenge. How does this play out?
Catstar: shit with this asshole in the way we aint gonna win
Krin: ill get him out of the way if you promise truce
Krin: VIVA LA FUCK YOU *hits exion in the balls and throws him away*
Catstar: nice one
44. Elimination time! As always, the loser must be removed from the competition.
Krin: hes already away
45. 3 announces a victory banquet for the final two contestants. For once it isn’t a trap so let them enjoy their feast!
Catstar: wow this is delicious
Krin: look at this 5 pound chocolate bar
Catstar: you should probably take off the wrap-
Krin: *swallows it whole*
Catstar: my friend, the goat
46. That night, 7 decides to spy ahead and try to discover the next challenge. On their way, they find 2 sleeping outdoors. How does 7 react? (Flip a coin to determine your next course. Heads, go to 47, Tail, go to 48-49)
Catstar: ok lets play how will krin die this time
Catstar: i mean what
Catstar: *stares from far away* awwww yissssss
47. 7 decides to scout ahead and ignore 2 and discovers a wardrobe of cat costumes. What does 7 make of this?
Catstar: i mean i want to be happy
Catstar: but its a train wreck you cant look away from
48. 7 decides to mess with 2 and carries them towards the kitchen. 2 is not yet sleeping but stays silent to find out what’s happening.
49. 7 checks to make sure no one is around and throws 2 in a dumpster. Does 2 escape before they close the lid? Is there a struggle? Why don’t 3 or 4 notice any of this?
50. In the morning, everyone eventually makes it to the final challenge, either player potentially smelling like garbage.
Krin: what do you want me to say nothing happened last night
Catstar: it makes sense in context i swear
Barren: so everyones almost naked
51. 3 announces the final event. Both players must get in a cat costume and run around in a giant litter box. Each costume has three flags on it that the other player must capture and place outside the ring, However, to keep with the theme, 3 and 4 each have milk cannons to attack the competitors. Who comes out victorious?
Barren: MILK CANNONS BITCHES
Krin: *RUNS LIKE THE SEVEN SEAS SETTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE*
Catstar: KRIN WTF *throws krin off litter box and now hes hanging*
Krin: oh no
Catstar: l o n g l i v e t h e k i n g
Catstar: *throws him off*
Krin: nOOOOOOOO *falls and disappears*
Exion: *recording* this video will be worth its weight in gold
Cie: less than three ounces in vhs
Cie: less than 10 grams on dvd
Cie: less than a nanogram digital
Cie: tbh if it were worth its weight in gold it would be fucking useless
52. Congratulations to the winner! How will they celebrate and use the prize money?
Catstar: AW YE
Catstar: UH HUH
Krin: what now
*5 hours later*
Krin: you wasted one million poke
Krin: on chicken nuggets.
Krin: truly youre the voice of a generation.
Krin: marry me
Qui: wtf we cant make the love triangle bigger
Chronos: Qui loves Cœ, Cœ loves Krin, Krin loves Catstar and Catstar loves Qui
Qui: we can arrange that
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