List 10 of your Original Characters!
12. Zach (my male talonflame from pokemon y)
1) 6 is having a birthday party. What does 11 get her?
Thunder: Yo happy birthday here is your gift
Barren: A gift of what-
Barren: These are taxes
Thunder: Not just any taxes
Thunder: My taxes
Thunder: If you dont pay it ill demand you for 10000000000 poke
Thunder: so long sucker -flies away-
2) Is 4 popular with the opposite gender?
Fiery: Im popular with bi italians and awkward brothers
Krin: -opens mouth-
Krin: -closes mouth-
3) What would happen if 12 and 8 were forced to take care of someone else's baby?
Chronos: Step 1. Put it on the floor
Zach: -puts the baby on the floor, but accidentally sets it on fire-
Chronos: YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU HAD THE FLAME BODY ABILITY
Zach: HOW DO YOU UNFIRE A BABY
Chronos: USE WIND IDK
Zach: -uses Acrobatics-
-The whole house catches fire-
Chronos: Step 2. RUN
4) 9 is waiting in line at the grocery store to buy his groceries. What are they thinking? Why is 1 wearing a Brittany Spears Mask?
Exion: What the fuck is Krin doing
Krin: -awkward singing in the back- give me a sIIIIIGGGGGGN
Krin: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TI- *a closet room opens as he is hit with brooms, leaving him knocked out-
Exion: Hes prob resting
Exion: Thats a lot of blood
5) What are 2's feelings about 6?
Catstar: aint he married with krin
Fiery: no homo cant save this one
6) If 5 had to choose between going on a date to Disneyland with 9 or 1, who would they choose?
Angelo: I would....
Angelo: Pee on everything.
Krin: Oh come on thats NOT HELLA
Exion: Say hella one more time and ill punch you
7) What would 2 do to 12 if 7 was in a car accident and lost their arm and 12 was the one that was driving?
Soul: MARY SUE POWERS
Soul:*grows wings and a horn and flies into the sun*
Zach: can she do that
Catstar: none of us bother anymore.
8) What would happen if 3 and 10 went on a date?
Cie: Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate you since I began to live.
Cie: There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex.
Cie:If the word ‘hate’ was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for pokemon at this micro-instant.
Cie: For you. Hate.
Barren: deja vu
9) Why does 1 think 8 is the Muffin Woman?
Krin: haha loser
Fiery: wait what are they doing here. what is happening. did they just both have a stroke.
Krin: what do you want more insightful commentary i'm broken all that's left of me is empty insults
10) 12 is upset and 7 is trying to comfort them. How does it go? Why is 12 upset?
Zach: yOU DONT UNDERSTAND I ALMOST BURNED A BABY
Soul: MARY SUE POWERS
Soul: *FLOATS AWAY*
Zach: THIS IS GETTING OLD
11) 4 has a brand new car and is trying to convince 1 to take it on a joy-ride with them. What happens?
Fiery: get in loser were going shopping
Krin: I didnt give you the permission to do this
Krin: Fiery, as your older brother, i need you to put that car back where it came from or so help me
Krin: or ill burn you
Fiery: it has a cup holder
12) 3 wakes up in Wonderland. What do they do?
Qui: what the fuck
*au where the anatomy is so terribly fucked up*
*ashton and aaron are having the sweet yaois in the background*
*everyone else claps to it*
Krin: YOU KNOW WHAT
Krin: THIS SHIT ISN’T EVEN WORTH IT
Krin: LOOK AT IT YOURSELF AND MAKE A FUCKING ASSESSMENT
Krin: YOU DON’T NEED ME
13) 11 has just come across a beautiful meadow filled with flowers. What does he do?
Thunder: looks like some flowers aint paying my taxes
Thunder: pay them
Thunder: *holds a scythe* or else
14) 2, 4, and 5 are lost in the woods with Cheshire Cat. What happens?
Catstar: LOOK AT THAT PUSSY
Fiery: Cat wtf
Angelo: no shes right *points at cheshire cat*
Fiery: shut up youre dead
15) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
Exion: she screams my inmortal lyrics
Cie: SHUT UP
16) What song could be 8's theme song?
Chronos: Po po po poker face po po poker face
17) 1 wants 6 to give someone a love note, but 6 accidentally gives it to 12. What happens?
Krin: *whisper* give this to mc.nuggetton
Barren:*gives it to zach*
Zach: oh my god
Zach: i wONT SAY IM IN LOVE
Qui: do u rly want to date a literal muppet
Qui: no wait i'm sorry for being judgemental
Qui: you should be able to date a muppet if you want to
18) 10 and 2 get stuck as roommates at summer camp. What happens?
Catstar: this is awkward
Cie: lets do camp stuff
Catstar: *holding bow backwards* how do you even hold this thing
Cie: ok i think i got this *hits leader with arrow*
Cie: OH MY GOD
Catstar: ILL SAVE YOU *sets leader on fire*
Catstar: walk away slowly
19) Everyone is at a pool party. 6 is drowning. Who saves them?
Qui: ILL SAVE YOU
Qui: *trips and falls*
Fiery: *drowns them both*
Fiery: good night, sweet prince.
Krin: that concludes our doki doki gakuen pokemon experience
Krin: please burn everything
Krin: burn this mother down
20) Everyone get's together to have a sleepover. Who's house do they stay at? What happens?
Fiery: #raidbarrenshouse #yolo
Qui: *bursts in* I HEARD PUDDING
Cie: i dont make good decisions under pressure
Exion: Cie what the shit is that
Cie: its a gogoat. i got the last one
Krin: DODGE AND BURN THAT SHIT LIKE SHERMANS MARCH TO THE SEA
*5 minutes later*
Barren: *opens door*
Barren: *house burned to the ground*
Barren: *closes door*
Krin: this is my own personal hell this is what i'd see in silent hill
21) Rise and shine! It's morning!!! Who makes breakfast? What do they make? Does it turn out right?
Krin: who wants cakes on pans
Zach: KISS ME PANCAKE BOY
22) Time to go home! This meme is over. Isn't it sad?? D:
Krin: Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
My plastic friends as stiff as stone
I am unsure if I'm dreaming
I'm just filled with silent screaming
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a horrid sight
That split the night
But their souls were silent
And in the cosmic light I saw
My seven “friends” that I abhor
People gazing without looking
People acting without doing
People wearing the highest-waisted momjeans I’ve ever seen
And they all dared
Disturb the sound of silence
"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
May my bow and arrow reach you”
But my words, did not reach their remains
In the wells
MICHAEL BAY!yes you two get working
You know what to do.